How creepy is this old Detroit Tigers logo?
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
When in doubt, write a random notes column!

Rooting for the White Sox and following the Red Sox because there really is no escaping them if you live in the Boston area, I noticed both teams have big weeks ahead. Boston has a huge series with the Yankees starting tonight at Fenway. David Ortiz makes his return tonight to try and keep the physically ailing Yankees from gaining any more ground in the East. Beckett vs. Joba, 7:05, catch it! Then on Monday, the Angels roll into town and the Sox get a chance to avenge that ugly sweep from last weekend.
- Just wanted to make a quick mention about how Dice-K (11-1) is having a fantastic second year. I still remember sitting in my car during a lunch break when it was announced that Boston posted the highest amount of any team (51.1 mil) to negotiate with Dice-K and the Seibu Lions. Most people were pretty skeptical about how well he would play, but his numbers this year are fantastic. He had one really awful game when he came back from the DL and although his WHIP is kinda gruesome, he has 83 Ks in 95 innings, his ERA is 2.63, and his BAA is .202.
As far as my ChiSox go, they are on the road in Detroit Fri-Sun, then in Minnesota Mon-Thu. They have a 2.5 game lead right now and could really make a statement by performing well and expanding that lead a bit. Rookie Clayton Richard made his debut in place of Jose Contreras yesterday and wasn't phenomenal, but Chicago pulled out a 10-8 win thanks to my man Carlos Quentin. While it may be a bit early to give Quentin a membership to the Grown Ass Man Club, he is first in the American League in game winning RBIs and first in HRs. The pitching staff has been giving up a lot of runs lately, so hopefully that will change.
Next member of the Grown Ass Man Club?
- You HAVE to watch this: http://withleather.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=6456. This is definitely a Web Gem of the Year nominee. The White Sox weren't even sure if Alexei Ramirez was going to make the team during Spring Training. Second base isn't even his natural position! And in addition to making plays like this, he is batting .307 and is the only guy with the last name Ramirez to hit a grand slam this year...
The Golden State Warriors just locked up 22 year old Monta Ellis with a 6 year, $66 million contract. I think this guy is legitimately the fastest player in the entire NBA but the team is shifting him over to point guard. Not sure if he's got the handle to run a team but he's a great scorer. He finished with 21 point and 4 assist averages this past season playing in 81 games. The Warriors also traded for Marcus Williams to back him up. I don't think Williams ever got a fair shake in New Jersey as I thought he was originally the heir apparent to Jason Kidd once he retired. Then, the Nets traded for Devin Harris and the former UConn Husky got pushed to the side. Golden State is now looking at a starting lineup of: Ellis, Stephen Jackson, Corey Maggette, Al Harrington and Ronny Turiaf.
Lebron James will most likely miss the USA Olympic team's exhibition game tonight against Canada. Not a huge deal or anything, but the team can't really afford any more injuries. Lebron's ankle, Dwight Howard's chest, and now it looks like Tyson Chandler might not be the alternate due to an injured toe. Kevin Durant will most likely go in his place. Interesting... Anyway, this will be the only exhibition game that the USA team will play on American soil.
So there are some things to chew on heading into the weekend. I plan on writing a review of the Celtics' Championship DVD either Sunday or Monday. A special viewing might be in order and High Life may be prominently involved. Don't forget to see Step Brothers if the weather is lousy where you live. This will be the best Will Ferrell movie since Anchorman!
P.S. Have I mentioned they're making a sequel to Anchorman?!?!?!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
"Get me Vaughn..."

"Your concept of gravity amuses me!"
So for all you math majors out there, K-Rod has 62 games to record 17 saves and break the record. He's only 26 years old. If he pitches until he's as old as Hoffman or Rivera, what will his career stats look like? Here's the kicker for the Halos though. He's a free agent at the end of the year. Hmmm, a new contract for a guy who potentially shatters the single season record for saves? Artie Moreno better get ready to shell out the duckets. I've said before that I'm not really down with how much he celebrates after each save, but if no one on his team says anything (ala Youkilis and Manny) who am I to complain?
I don't want to short change the other young closers like Papelbon, Jenks and Soria (Nathan is 33...) but what Rodriguez is doing is borderline otherworldly so far. And his continued success will be crucial if the Angels want to win a second World Series this decade. He may not wear number 99, but I'm sure Lou Brown would be calling his number every chance he got.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Now things get interesting - Part Deux

*EDIT*-A reader pointed out that Volquez is indeed not a rookie anymore. Although he never pitched more than 50 innings in a season, he had a combined 80 innings pitched from his time with the Rangers. If he's not in consideration, I'd go with either Geovany Soto or Jay Bruce. Bruce got off to an insane start, cooled off but is starting to hit again and is currently on an 11 game hitting streak. Soto has done a great job behind the plate for the Cubs. Right now, he has 16 home runs and an .849 OPS. Joey Votto is also having a good rookie year.*EDIT*
Whew! That's a whole lotta baseball coverage right thur. I wonder what trades will be made in the next nine days. Will any superstars be on the move or just role players that GMs need to complete their rosters? I'll just keep my ears to the ground and listen to Peter Gammons whenever possible. I suggest you do the same.
EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!

That's right, Eddie's back for 2 more years. Tony Allen too. The team that won 66 regular season games and the NBA championship is bringing back all 5 starters, as well as every reserve who's not completely broken down, 5000 years old, from outer space, or named James Posey. Add in the top two draft picks (Semih Erden is not coming to America to play. Ever. There I said it) and you have a roster the Celtics could easily enter the 2008-2009 season with:
The Big Five, Leon Powe, Eddie House, Tony Allen, Glenn Davis, Gabe Pruitt, J.R. Giddens, Bill Walker, Patrick O'Bryant.... and Brian Scalabrine. That's 14 roster spots confirmed.
The C's sound convinced Pruitt is ready to start contributing as a backup PG, so between him and Eddie that spot's settled. Tony Allen and House will both back-up the 2. Powe and Big Baby are your PF's off the bench. Patrick O'Bryant SHOULD be able to contribute as the backup Center, since motivation/focus sound like his biggest problems and he'll have KG screaming in his face for an entire year. He's only 22 years old and has put up huge numbers in college and the D-League, so if we can get him up to PJ Brown status with a stronger pulse, that position will be fine.
That leaves the question: Who's going to fill the void at SF left by Posey leaving? I honestly think J.R. Giddens is destined for the D-League for a lot of this year, but they could try and use him here. Bill Walker just had knee surgery (again) so you can't say for certain how much he'll be able to contribute, and he's not known for his D when healthy. Brian Scalabrine is the token white guy. So maybe they pick up another player to be their bench stopper/chucker of 3's.
A lot of role-playing swingmen have been snatched up already... Eduardo Najera and Jarvis Hayes to the Nets, Bostjan Nachbar signed on to play in Russia, Matt Barnes is a Sun now. Let's see who's still available:
Michael Finley hasn't signed yet, but he's 35 and made over 3 million last season. The guys I see unsigned so far are Kareem Rush, Gordon Giricek, Quinton Ross, Antoine Wright, Maurice Evans, and Kirk Snyder... and really all of those guys are more SG than SF.... and none of them would be a huge upgrade over using Tony Allen in the Posey roll, if you ask me.
I don't think they have the cash available to go after restricted guys, but there's two interesting options there. One is Josh Childress, who doesn't shoot the 3 like Posey but defends well and knows how to score.... though apparently he's considering signing in Greece. The other? And this is a dream scenario for me personally... Ryan Gomes. He was a great role-player in his first Boston tour and brings a lot of the qualities Posey possesses. Minny apparently wants to make a big push to sign him, but if the Celtics feel like they need one more piece, he could be the answer.
That being said, I don't expect them to make any more notable moves this off-season. The C's will clearly wise-up at some point and just start giving heavy minutes to Scals. Boom, 6th man of the year award. Done and done.
Monday, July 21, 2008
NL Central Second Half Preview: LET'S DO THIS

So the Scrobinator has gone ahead and given you a second half preview for the AL, the main league I ever pay attention to. What's a guy to do? Follow the headlines, that's what... and if you've been watching the transaction wire over the past few weeks, you know it's all about the NL Central. The ciphering of premier AL pitching to the "senior circuit" (which I assume they call the NL because Randy Johnson and Greg Maddux play there) has kept on going with the Harden/Sabathia deals. Let's look at the effect these trades may have on how the division that's tight at the top and flat out horrible at the bottom. In order of the current standings:
Cubbies (58-40):
The lovable losers are at it again, streaking out to the best NL record in the first half and doing it with style. How have they done it? The obvious answer is hitting. Going into today's action they're hitting .280/.357/.442 AS A TEAM, which is crazy-go-nuts, and leading the NL in all three. They're also tops in the NL in runs scored with 518, which is 26 ahead of the second-place Phillies (who swing a good piece of lumber themselves).
Aramis Ramirez and Derrek Lee are mashing as usual. The big surprise is rookie catcher Geovany Soto and his 16 dingers (my fantasy team would like to say domo arigato Mr. G. Soto). The kid slugged .652 over a full AAA season last year, so he could actually keep it up. Fukudome made a big slash early but his splits have gone down every month of the season, so you have to keep your expectations low for the rest of the season as he gets used to this side of the Pacific. The big wild card is Alfonoso Soriano coming back this week. Alfie had an insane May and a very good June before getting hurt. If he gets back in stride with his pre-injury pace, this team still hits with the best of 'em.
But we're talking trades, right? And the bad news for the rest of the division is that the team with the lowest BA against, 2nd lowest ERA, and 3rd lowest WHIP in the NL just picked up one James Richard Harden, who is scary good at pitching. It's impressive enough that they've been getting solid performances from Ryan "The Dump Truck" Dempster (11-4, 3.05 ERA, 1.15 WHIP), Kerry Wood (24 saves, 1.01 WHIP, 0 exploded body parts), and Ted Lilly (would you believe me if I told you he was top-10 in the NL in K's. Go ahead, look it up. I'll wait.... Back yet? Yeah I know, it's weird).
Throw in Zambrano and they've got 2 top-end pitchers, a few other solid rotation guys, a very good bullpen, and the best offense in the NL. There's a reason north-siders are so confident. I can't wait to see what's going to go horribly wrong to derail this. I've got 100:1 money down on a polio breakout in the clubhouse.
Milwaukee Brewers (56-43):
When the Brew-Crew started winning games last year, it was cute... novel... and nobody believed it would last. They faded down the stretch and missed the playoffs, but they stayed mostly in tact and the young players are developing. Ryan Braun is a grown-ass man, following up his insane rookie season with very good numbers again (.896 OPS). After a sluggish start, Prince Fielder's splits have been getting better and better all year. He won't reach 50 dingers again, but 35-40 are definitely in reach. JJ Hardy is having his best year yet and is EXPLODING in July, with a 1.173 OPS, 7 HRs, 15 runs, and 15 RBI. Then there's Corey Hart, who's been cosistent for the whole season. That's 4 guys between 24-26, hitting their stride in late July. The Brewers are young. The Brewers are good. This is not news to anyone. This IS the news:

Now the 1-2 punch of Ben Sheets and CC Sabathia backed up by Parra, Dave Bush, and Seth McClung, they have a group of pitchers they can feel okay about. They'd be in good shape if they could just start avoiding crappy ex-Red Sox pitchers. Seriously... Eric Gagne, Julian Tavarez, Jeff Suppan... what were you THINKING? But the fact they've stayed so close to the Cubs despite how dominant Chi-town's been statistically, and that they're getting better every month (currently 6 straight wins), means they've got a serious chance in this race.
St. Louis Cardinals (57-45):
The story of the year in the NL is how the Cards have stayed in a tough NL Central race despite having, as many love to point out, a fairly craptastical roster. Of course they still have Poo-Holes, and he is still one of the scariest hitters in baseball (.356/.468/.600), but they're also depending on a Molina brother, which is never a good sign. Sure they're 5th in the NL in runs, but do you know who's 4th? That's right, the Pirates of Pittsburgh... and that's not working out so hot for THEM. They're getting very respectable years out of a slew of guys: Ryan Ludwick, Troy Glaus, and Rick Ankiel are all OPS'ing over .800, plus Skip Shumaker and the before-mentioned Molina brother are over .750. The bats have come alive this year and that's carried this team.
The pitching on the other hand is not so hot. When your staff ace is Kyle Lohse, even with as great of a year as he's having, you probably don't have a great rotation. Brandon Looper, Joel Piniero, and Todd Wellemeyer round out the starters, with Mitchell Boggs getting some starts as well, and they haven't been pretty to watch. Ryan Franklin has filled the closer role admirably after Isringausen's fall from grace, and Russ Springer and Kyle McClellan have had great seasons with sub-3.00 ERA's, but the Cards still rank last in BAA by relievers and dead last in bullpen WHIP.
And there's the problem. In a division where all the contenders can hit, the Cards were the only team that didn't go out and get another proven starter to bolster their rotation. And if Harden and Sabathia can help quiet some of the career years St. Louis's hitters are having, the Cards could be out of the picture by late August. They can only hope acquiring a highly touted A's pitcher will work out as well for the Cubs as it did for them with Mulder.
Cincinnati Reds (49-53):
They've got some great young talent both with pitchers and hitters, but all that talent still needs to mature. If they can continue to develop Jay Bruce and Joey Votto, hang onto Brandon Philips, and somehow convince Dusty Baker that it doesn't matter if Adam Dunn is hitting .237 as long as he's OPS'ing .934, they could have a formidable lineup in short time.
Pitching is a different issue for the Reds. Edinson Volquez has been amazing, which is why you don't hear anybody screaming that they're idiots for trading Josh Hamilton away. But Aaron Harang is having an anomaly of a bad year, while Homer Bailey and Johnny Cueto have shown that they both have great stuff, but are still a ways off from knowing how to use it.
Pittsburgh Pirates (46-54):
The Pirates are not alone in last place in the division right now. Good for them. Call me when Ian Snell stops being a horrible pitcher (my fantasy team curses you Mr. Snellington). Pirates pitchers are dead last in team ERA, team BAA, and team WHIP... and it's not even close in any of them (5.26 ERA to 2nd worst Colorado's 4.88). If Richie Sexson could only hit against lefties who play for the Pirates, he'd be the next home run king. Actually, could we set that up? That'd be pretty hilarious
Houston Astros (46-54)
Houston Texas has a Major League Baseball baseball team named the Astros. Their best hitter looks like Fat Elvis Presley. They were in the World Series 3 seasons ago. They will not be in it this season.
PREDICTIONS:
Who's going to win the NL Central? I'll give you a hint: they love sausage and beer. No, it's not your mom (BURN!), it's the Milwaukee Brewers! The boost they get from CC, along with their coming-of-age hitters, and the inevitable injury to Rich Harden (bonus: Kerry Wood's on the DL now!) means that they'll catch the Cubs and take the crown. Chicago will still win the Wild Card, but their beer shower will be bittersweet when they realize they're showering in Miller, the official Beer Sponsor of the Division Champ Brewers.
Now things get interesting
