Gene Wojciechowski Owes Me Royalties

He took my idea but added a "professional" and "creative" twist to it, making it "interesting". Those to me are cheap tactics. However, it doesn't matter how you say it, calling Jay Cutler out on being a pansy ass bitch is always a good read. Link so you're not so lost.

Let me just quote one of the better pieces of sports journalism in ages...

"And this from Cutler's agent, James "Bus" Cook, who told The Associated Press, "Nobody's going to call the [New York] Giants and ask for Eli [Manning]. Nobody's calling the [Indianapolis] Colts asking about Peyton [Manning]. [Tom] Brady? Come on. So, why call Denver and ask about Jay? And if they do call, why not say, 'That's not for discussion. What else do you want?'"

Why call Denver and ask about Cutler? Because the Broncos haven't reached the playoffs since the 2005 season. Because Cutler's record as a starter is 17-20. Because new Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels just happened to coach Cassel last season. And Cassel's team finished 11-5, including a 41-7 victory against Cutler's Broncos in October.

Nobody is calling the Giants and the Colts about the Manning brothers because the Manning brothers actually reach the postseason and have won Super Bowls. And here's guessing somebody called the Patriots asking whether Brady might be available."

Suck it Jay Cutler, you double chinned crybaby egomaniac papeldouching child toucher.

Q: Who wins in a fight between Jay Cutler and Philip Rivers?






A: Everyone. And Peyton Manning.