Thursday, July 31, 2008

Griffey to the South Side?!?!

The Cincinnati Reds have agreed to trade Ken Griffey Jr. to the Chicago White Sox according to foxsports.com. No other players have been announced in the deal yet but I think Orlando Cabrera could be involved. Ken Williams has been shopping Cabrera (who he just traded for this past offseason) around in search of pitching. But the Reds only have Jeff Keppinger at short right now although Cabrera I'm not sure if they would want to take on his $10 million contract.

Griffey can block any trade because he's been in the league for more than ten years and has played five with the Reds. He's only hitting .245 with 15 homers and has an OPS of .787 which would rank sixth on the White Sox. He's obviously not getting any younger but I think he'd be able to contribute enough to make the deal worth it assuming the White Sox don't give up too much. The trade leads me to believe that Nick Swisher will move to first base permanently and Paul Konerko is on his way out. That way, Griffey could play a few games at DH if Thome or Swisher get an off day.

I realize it's not 1994, but an outfield of Carlos Quentin, Griffey and Jermaine Dye for a couple months certainly won't hurt Chicago's chances of holding onto the AL Central lead. Did I mention he hit his 608th career home run last night? Because he did.

UPDATE - Griffey approved the trade, now it goes to the MLB offices for the final go ahead. ESPN.com is reporting reliever Nick Massett and AAA infielder Danny Richar will be packing their bags for Cincy.

That's Just Awesome!

Maybe it's because I'm not a Red Sox fan and am not emotionally invested in the situation, but you have to admit, that is hilarious. There are talks of a three way trade with Boston sending Manny to the Marlins for either Josh Willingham or Jeremy Hermida then flipping that dude to the Pirates for Jason Bay. Who knows where Manny will end up next year but even with all the bashing of the organization, I still think the Sox should hold onto him. I'm not sold on Jason Bay in the slightest. It's clear that most fans want Ramirez to stay at least for the remainder of the 2008 season but Epstein and Co.'s pride might be too bruised at this point. Either way, I'm fully enjoying this "saga" and am anxious to see what develops today.

I still have to break you all off with the Bonus Features from the Celtics DVD which I will get to shortly. Happy Trade Deadline everyone.

P.S. He even spelled Favre's name correctly!

UPDATE - The deal went down but instead of going to the Marlins, Manny is heading to Tinsletown. The Dodgers are sending a bunch of prospects who will end up in Pittsburgh, and Jason Bay will be roaming left field at Fenway. Brandon Moss and Craig Hansen are part of the trade as well. Joe Torre managing Manny Ramirez eh? I bet Arizona is kicking themselves for not grabbing Texiera. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. At least Manny's not in the American League anymore...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I'd Say She's Lucky He Didn't

Consecutive sentences in an article about Ron Artest:

Sentence 1: "... Artest reveal(ed) late in the '06-07 season that he strongly contemplated retirement to spend more time with his family."

Sentence 2: "Artest missed the first seven games last season to serve a league suspension after a no-contest plea to infliction of injury on his wife."


Good luck with that Houston. I'm sure there's no way this could end badly.

OH MY GOD. Everybody, everywhere, just shut up. Forever.

Or: You know what really grinds my gears?

Seriously, I know it's the slow season in sports, but if we could get through August without me hearing reference to any of these issues my quality of life would skyrocket. Here's a list of things that nobody can stop talking about right now which all lower my faith in humanity. To these people, please shut the hell up:

  1. "Red Sox Nation": Just shut up. Seriously, I don't understand why 20 annoyed words in broken English can infuriate you so much that you want to jettison a guy who has been your OPS leader for 5 of the 7 seasons he's been here. A guy who your team has NEVER had a losing record with. A guy who has been instrumental to TWO World Series Championships, and who won the MVP for the first one in 86 years. Trust me, the guy makes the team better. And nothing in a press conference should ever change your mind about that. Just chill the eff out.
  2. Al Davis: First of all, you decrepit Skeletor (Ed. Note - Mumm-Ra also acceptable) wannabe, if you decide you don't want to employ a player anymore, you do not get to decide where he signs when you cut him. You just don't. Secondly, there is no such thing as a Patriots/Raiders rivalry. You probably got screwed over by the Snow Game (read: Tuck Rule Game to those outside New England), and the Pats probably got screwed when there was a phantom pass interference call in the'76 playoffs. Oh, and your team paralyzed Darryl Stingley. Stop whining.
  3. Homophobaphobes: Let's get something straight. The Nike HyperDunk ads were not homophobic. The point of them was not that nobody wants a crotch in their face. It was showing the flip side of a dunk poster, that it is incredibly embarrassing and demoralizing to get ferociously dunked on. You should be ashamed of your overreactions. You became the story, and you probably did more damage than the Nike ads ever would. Shut the hell up.
  4. Brett Favre: No seriously, shut up. Just..... just shut up. That goes for anybody talking about him, too.
  5. Tibetan Sympathizers: Um, actually you can keep talking. You guys are totally right.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"Rogue Official?" Stern better hope so.

Tim Donaghy has just been sentenced to 15 months in jail a year after resigning from the NBA. He pled guilty in August '07 to taking thousands of dollars in payoffs from a professional gambler for inside betting tips such as players' health and travel information. He took the cash and bet on games himself.



ON GAMES HE REFEREED.



The refereeing in the NBA has been awful for a long time. So does it make sense that one, if not more refs have actually been fixing games? Sure it does. It kinda seems like it would be an easy thing to do too. Sports gambling expert R.J. Bell found 10 straight games in 2007 in which Donaghy worked the game that the point spread moved 1.5 points or more before the tip — an indication that big money had been wagered on the game. The big money won every time. Just call a couple of meaningless fouls at the end of a game so a player gets to the line. Or even call them earlier to get the team into the bonus.


The sad thing is, the only reason why Donaghy got caught is because of an organized crime probe that was conducted in New York by the FBI. Now I'm not sure what kind of review that David Stern and top NBA officials conduct after every season, but clearly it's not a very thorough one. The thing is, Donaghy did this in 10 straight games last year. In retrospect, that sort of thing (should) stand out. But what if current refs are only doing it a few times each year? Donaghy was thousands of dollars in debt, had a gambling problem, and needed to make money fast. Like as fast as Mike McD and Worm if you feel me. He had certain...folks waiting for him. But for other refs in less dire straits looking to make some extra cash now and again?

Not according to David Stern. Stern claims that Donaghy is the only one to ever do such a thing. But Mr. Donaghy begs to differ. Among other claims, Donaghy said that the infamous Game 6 between Sacramento and the Lakers in 2002 was indeed affected by the referees. Now anything he says has to be taken with a grain of salt bigger than Brooke Hogan's adam's apple, but if I were David Stern, I would want to silence this guy ASAMFP. The NBA can't afford to tarnish their image coming off such a successful season. Stern claims the league has a report about Donaghy and other potentially dirty officiating, but have yet to release it.

The only other professional sport gambling story to ever rival this in the modern era was Pete Rose back in the '80s. Rose bet on Cincinnati Reds games when he played for them and managed them. But there was never any evidence the Rose bet against the Reds. I'm not saying that this is okay or anything, but it's not like any of his actions would negatively change the outcome of the game like Donaghy. The debate on whether or not Rose belongs in the Hall of Fame is a topic for another day, but I think there is a glaring difference between a manager/player betting on games, and referees/umpires betting on games.

The timing of this sentencing works in Stern's favor. Late July versus early June or even late January is a BIG difference. The only other NBA news from today is Kwame Brown signing with Detroit (Darko V2?) and the Bobcats giving Emeka Okafor waaaay too much money to resign. But with the Olympics coming up and the regular season months away, you can be sure that the Commissioner will do everything he can to bury this thing even further than he has already tried to do. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a shred of sympathy for Tim Donaghy. If anything, I think he deserved a longer sentence. But with all of the evidence coming out about how easily Donaghy did what he did, I'm not even remotely convinced that no other referee bet on or altered games.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Celtics Championship DVD Review

Okay, I know how these things work. The NBA (and the other leagues) churns out a fluff piece about a month after the Finals are over for fans of the team that won. It's essentially just a recap of the season's highlights and then a little more in depth look at the playoffs. But since it was the Boston Celtics, with arguably the most storied history in all of basketball, and since three players had never really come together like this on one team, I was hoping for bit more than the run of the mill DVD. Three players who were multiple time All-Stars, were all the same age (roughly) in their early 30s, but had no championship rings to show for their efforts. Plus, you know...Leon Powe is on the team! Well, to the NBA's credit, they did appear to take some steps in the right direction, especially with a few of the bonus features, but it still felt a little flat to me overall. Maybe it's because all of this was still so fresh in my mind. Who knows, maybe watching it a few years from now will make me appreciate it a little more.


The main feature was roughly an hour long. It started with a montage of Boston players from years gone by in a segment called, "What it means to be a Boston Celtic." That was definitely a good way to kick things off to pay tribute to all the great players that roamed the floor at the Boston Garden. There was so much success for one franchise up until the late 1980s. Then the feature takes a complete 180 and shows the infamous Rick Pitino speech. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICdXAmd1TWA) That short outburst epitomized why he failed in the NBA. What a pompous ass. The feature switches gears again by going from a hated part of Boston's past, to their most loved. Red Auerbach died before the start of the 2006-2007 season. I was actually at opening night that year. He was involved in all previous 16 championships and to have him not there was really odd. (To put this into perspective, the team I root for just played their 20th season. The Celtics have 17 championships. That's crazy.) Red's passing was surely an omen because the DVD then touches on those next, awful 82 games. An 18 game losing streak capped off one of the worst seasons in Celtic history.


But then Danny Ainge brought Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett into the fold to join a justifiably frustrated Paul Pierce. The "New Big Three" they were called. The feature then goes on to detail the team's preseason trip to Italy. We see just how big this trip was for everyone on the team to bond. The trip was also where Doc, searching for some kind of motto or phrase to bring to the team together, came across the word, "Ubuntu".


"You live Ubuntu." Doc says.


The word (very loosely translating into togetherness/selflessness) was said by the whole team before running through the tunnel before every game. It was also demonstrated on the court when Ray Allen got the extra pass twice and nailed buzzer beaters versus Toronto and Charlotte. The team is shown celebrating (the Raptors game was only the second or third of the season) and you could see the beginnings of a team that would go on to win 66 games. The focus then shifts to Perk and Rondo as the two men who completed the starting five and ended up growing by leaps and bounds this season. Posey and Leon were then featured briefly as role players who do a little bit of everything - both with great D, Powe dominating on the glass and Posey's outside shot.


We are then treated to the All Star break. The Big 3, Doc and Rondo all took part in the weekend. Not too much coverage here which was a little disappointing. They did show Garnett rooting for Rondo in the rookie/sophomore game though. It was at this point that I noticed Tommy Heinson and Mike Gorman were no where to be found on the dvd thus far. Pretty odd considering they were the tv announce crew in addition to the fact that Tommy was very successful in his playing/coaching days with the Celtics. In fact, I only recall seeing Tommy once and it was on one of the Bonus Features. For all the live action footage (mostly in the playoffs, more on that in a sec) they cut between Grandy and Maxwell (the radio broadcasters) and the Breen/Van Gundy/Jackson crew. Maybe has something to do with with tv channel the Celtics are broadcasted on. Also, does anyone actually listen to sports radio broadcasts besides when they're in their car? Baseball might be the exception because a lot of people grew up listening to radio broadcasts and prefer it to television. (Especially when a certain former Reds second baseman is on...)


Anyway the feature coasts a bit touching on the additions of Cassell and PJ Brown and focus on how the Celtics just had the biggest single season turnaround in NBA history. They did show a "candid" conversation with Doc and Garnett during a practice. They were disagreeing on how early Doc took him out of a particular game. It was light, but in the end, Doc said, "I know I'm right, that's why I did it." and they both chuckled but the point definitely got across. Now when I started this blog before the Finals, I was very critical of Doc's coaching ability. While it is clear he isn't much of an X's and O's guy, he is a player's coach. He's still young enough that he can relate to his guys but old enough that they listen and respect him. He also doesn't appear to talk down to them at all.



Playoffs: This was the best section of the feature part of the DVD. There were some great quotes both during timeouts and recorded later. After Game 2 of the Atlanta series, Leon said, "We looked unstoppable" but had that look on his face of a guy whose team almost got upset by an eight seed. Going into Game 6 versus Detroit, PJ Brown said, "Pierce and Garnett said we are not goin' back home" which would have been their third straight seven game series. They covered the teams inability to win at home but stayed away from how mightily Ray Allen struggled.



Then came the finals versus the Lakers. The "Beat LA" campaign is shown in full swing. A few of the guys talk about how it felt being the underdog. I remember on espn.com's Finals page, only 1 of the 8 "experts" picked the Celtics to win. (I believe it was Tim Legler.) I was at the Garden for Game 1 and it was interesting to see how the broadcast managed to capture the insanity in the building. I never thought in a million years that Paul Pierce would come back out on the floor after he hurt his knee. It's been debated about how severe the injury was if an injury even existed. Whatever. If a guy isn't hurt, he's not going to go back to the locker room just to come back and give his team a boost when he could have been playing that whole time. The Leon Powe Game was next and Doc almost redeems himself by saying during a timeout, "Tell everyone to look for Leon, he has Luke Walton guarding him." They show a few of his dunks but that was pretty much it for Leon for the rest of the dvd. I thought it would have been nice to put the feature ABC did on him during halftime that game on as a bonus feature, but it was not included. So it goes.

Raise your hand if you can't guard Leon...


After the Celtics almost won Game Three, we get a look at their practice the next day. Some of the guys were definitely looking a little spent but were still going full speed. It paid off because they somehow managed to engineer the biggest comeback in NBA Finals history. During all of the Finals coverage, the feature gives a fair shake to the Lakers even though they pretty much sucked. Kobe was definitely made to look like a superstar as all of his great plays were highlighted and none of his faults were touched on.


Another thing I noticed is that Garnett and Eddie House talk in the huddle...a lot. And they have very constructive things to add too, it's not just lame stuff like, "Hey, let's play our game." Celtics fans watching this should be breathing a sigh of relief that House resigned with the team. The Game six blowout was fun to rewatch as this time, my head was...a little clearer let's say. And while they show the celebration on the court and in the lockerroom afterwards, there was no addition coverage of the team's parade through Boston a few days later. I know the parade didn't make any stops and no speeches were given like many other teams like to do but I don't think it would have killed the NBA to send a couple of cameras.


Lastly, during the credits they showed a funny post game press conference from a game during the season with KG and Pierce. Garnett talks about how they took a class on how the handle press conferences and how to avoid saying, "you know" and "like" all the time. The two then start busting on each other on who says "you know" more. Garnett answers a question and Pierce keeps butting in with "you know". Then Pierce answers a question and KG counts on his fingers how many times Pierce says it. It reminded me of when comedies play the gag reel at the end of the movie. It was a nice touch.


Overall the feature served its purpose in retelling the season and using the dramatic music in the right places. I could have used a little more player interviews weaved in throughout, but the editing was smooth and the highlights that were chosen fit the overall narrative. I'll touch briefly on the special features in an upcoming post as I didn't count on writing so much about the feature. I would say that the dvd was good enough that every Celtic fan should pick it up, but I really don't think anyone needs my endorsement. It was their first championship in 22 years.

Lamont... shut it.

I love this time of year. The sun is shining, vacation time is flowing like wine, and NFL Training Camps are opening up. The best part is that, just when you've resigned yourself to your team's current rosters, fun little nuggets of talent pop up on your team with the potential to change the landscape. (This is also why I take any fantasy football advice given before August 10th with a grain of salt). First there was Jason Taylor to the Redskins. Then Jeremiah Shockey was traded to a place where, I'm sure, a man of his character will have no temptations to get himself in trouble: New Orleans. All interesting because they involve big names... but none that interesting because they have nothing to do with my favorite team.

But hark! The Patriots have signed Lamont Jordan! I know what you're saying "big deal, the dude has only played in 21 games in the past two years, rushing for under 1000 yards total and losing his starting job to Huggy Bear's son." While that may be true/hilarious, I love this signing because the Patriots won't be depending on him to be a starting back. Jordan is a bruiser, a run-over-you type back, who Oakland thought could carry a full-time load after he backed up Curtis Martin for a few years. I never saw what they were thinking there, and Jordan flopped as a feature back, but he fits perfectly into this system.

Laurence Maroney (or Lo-Mo, as I've been desperately trying to nickname him) is the main back, but his injury history means you need plenty of insurance behind him. Kevin Faulk, while not jammin to "Lollipop," is your shifty 3rd-down and receiving back. The power back last year was Sammy Morris. He did a great job in the first 6 games of last year, averaging 4.5 yards a carry, but with the severity of his injury it makes sense to bring in some insurance. Health Evans and Kyle Eckel (who, I have heard from a reliable source, is "a BEAST") have filled in well when they have to, but Jordan gives them a lot more potential at the position. The Pats continue to take low-risk gambles on high-potential veterans that nobody seems to want. It's worked so often in the past (Dillon, Seau, Moss) it's hard to believe Jordan won't bring some value to the team.



P.S: If the photo above means nothing to you... purchase the first season of Frisky Dingo on DVD, section off a Sunday this August, and watch it in full. Your life will be changed for the better. (ED. NOTE - Lamont doesn't appear until the second season of Frisky Dingo which is not on dvd yet. But watch the first season anyway. Still life changing.)