I'd Say She's Lucky He Didn't

Consecutive sentences in an article about Ron Artest:

Sentence 1: "... Artest reveal(ed) late in the '06-07 season that he strongly contemplated retirement to spend more time with his family."

Sentence 2: "Artest missed the first seven games last season to serve a league suspension after a no-contest plea to infliction of injury on his wife."


Good luck with that Houston. I'm sure there's no way this could end badly.