The Sky is Falling! The SKY is Falling!!!

Another one bites the dust. As you've probably heard, Kevin Faulk plead no-contest to misdemeanor marijuana possession on Wednesday. This comes just a week after the Patriots parted ways with special teamer Willie Andrews after he pointed his (illegal) gun in his girlfriend's face. That's the third Patriots player brought up on charges since The Game That Shall Not Be Mentioned, and everybody is saying one of two things, "Those Patriots sure are depressed about that loss! Look how much crime they're committing!", or "The Patriots are turning into a bunch of thugs because they got too cocky and started taking bad character guys"

Now I admit the timing of these incidents is suspicious, and my initial reaction was that it might be from some type of hangover from one of the most hyped NFL seasons ever. Let's look into the matter a bit closer shall we? Here are the incidents that have happened since the Super Bowl on February 3rd:

-Willie Andrews – February 5^th, 2008
Arrested for marijuana possession, ½ pound in his car.

-Kevin Faulk – February 26^th, 2008
Cited for misdemeanor marijuana possession, 4 joints in pocket at Lil Wayne concert.

-Nick Kaczur – June 4^th, 2008
Arrested for illegal possession of OxyContin pills, then helped in sting operation on dealer.

-Willie Andrews – June 30^th, 2008
Felony charges for illegal possession of a large capacity firearm and assault with a
dangerous weapon.

Let's address the Willie Andrews situation first. Andrews was a player who fell to the 7th Round of the 2006 draft despite being considered a speedy (4.38 40-yard dash) kick return specialist and DB, mostly because of character concerns. In '02 Andrews was sentenced to 30 days in jail for misdemeanor gun charges, which came just months after he was put on probation for "misdemeanor criminal mischief".... whatever the hell that is.* "Oh ho!" you might say, "I told you they were taking guys with character issues!" Yeah, except Willie kept his nose clean during 4 years of college in Texas(!!) and the Patriots only took a flyer on him in the 7th round, paying him a relatively measly $400k a year. He also stayed out of trouble for 2 full seasons before acting like an idiot twice in a 5 months span. The Patriots didn't make excuses for him though, they promptly cut him. He blew his chance and he's gone. Doesn't seem so bad to me.

Next comes Faulk. Back in February he was doing what any good Louisiana native does in the off-season... heading down to the Cajundome to see a Lil Wheezy concert. Security stopped him on the way to his suite for a "random search" and found 4 joints on his person. Now, I've never been to one, but I'm pretty sure they hand out 4 joints to anyone attending a Lil Wayne concert as they walk in the door. Either way, he passed a drug test so he won't have to go into the NFL's substance abuse program. His penalty? 40 hours of community service and a $300 fine plus court fees. At a Wheezy concert, it could have been much worse. At least he didn't make it rain.

The only story here that actually worries me is Nick Kaczur. Weed is one thing, but Oxy's no joke, and according to the Boston.com report, "Kaczur has told authorities that he had been buying oxycodone ... every few days in batches of a hundred since November 2007." Now, we can assume Big Nick wasn't taking 100 Oxy's every few days, because he's not dead... so that means he was either A) lying, or B) distributing. Considering all the pressure on the team this year, it's not out of the realm of possibility that players started taking intense pain medication to dull any pain that would keep them off the field. I hope this isn't true, and I hope the SB XLII collapse wasn't a result of built up fatigue from ignoring all the pain, but it's certainly a possibility. Let's hope that, either way, this arrest will keep anything like that from happening in the future.

Here's my real issue with all of the coverage of this situation. The Patriots are now part of the NFL stereotype as a trouble-making, image problem-having organization. Off-season arrests for misdemeanor charges for drug possession and DUI's pour in, and people roll their eyes and say "there goes another NFL thug." While I can't deny these crimes are occurring, and I can't defend their actions, I don't really feel the reputation is well deserved. To see why, let's look at the number of active roster spots in each of the four major sports (yes, I'm including the NHL):

Active Roster Spots by League:
NFL: 1696
MLB: 750
NHL: 690
NBA: 360

That's 1696 active NFL players to 1800 active MLB, NHL, and NBA players COMBINED. If it seems like more NFL players are getting arrested, maybe that's because there are so many more guys representing the league! I have a feeling if you took a sampling of seventeen-hundred employees from any field... be it engineers, lawyers, journalists, etc... odds are there's going to be enough morons in a group that large to make the group as a whole look bad. That's just the way the odds work out in our society.

One more reason I can see for seemingly high NFL arrests? The down-time. Not only do NFL players have the most time between games, they also have one of the longest off-seasons. In other leagues, you don't have as much time to go home and goof off, plain and simple. Any time you combine the amount of money these guys make with the amount of free time they have to go spend it... bad things are going to happen. Just look at what actors do when they're not making movies. Again, I'm not defending the crimes, just trying to explain why they seem to happen so often.

So there you have it. The NFL does not have a crime problem. The NFL has a population problem. In a group that large, there are going to be people who screw up and make everyone else look bad. The important thing is that you react accordingly and don't allow people like that to represent you as a whole, and the NFL is doing a better and better job of it.** Now please everybody shut up about it.


* Via Wikipedia: "Mischief, in criminal law, is an offense against property that does not involve conversion. It typically involves any damage, defacement, alteration, or destruction of property." My best guess? The old flaming bag of poo on the doorstep trick.

** Cowboys not included